英文笑話分享

It's not my fault

Mother (reprimanding訓斥，譴責 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

不是我的`錯

媽媽(正教訓她的女兒)：你不該拽貓的尾巴。

女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。